The Fabulous Beast Page 6

  ‘I thought he was advocating self-defence.’

  ‘Listen, buddy,’ I said, growing tired him, ‘if you’re up on a murder charge you don’t just have one line of defence, you have several – it helps to confuse the jury.’ I didn’t add that it had certainly confused this little squirt, which wasn’t difficult since he had brains the consistency of mushy peas. ‘Go and ask some of the others. You’ll get a better overall picture.’

  I turned away from him and put my coffee down so that I could take off my jacket which was uncomfortable. Once I was in my shirt-sleeves I rolled them up: the sleeves were a little too long. ‘Archie’ had gone and was chatting to three men who had the look of startled deer. One of them managed to extricate himself straight away and he came over to me, flicking his thumb back at those who were left and rolling his eyes.

  ‘I know,’ I said. ‘It took me a lot longer to get away than you.’

  The man, a bulky guy who had a truck driver’s nose, spoke to me with in unnerving Liverpudlian accents.

  ‘What’s your decision? We’ve all seen the evidence now. What do you think?’

  ‘Me? I think Kyle is lying. I think the whole four of them are liars. I think the fifth man was killed because he knew too much.’

  He nodded slowly. ‘That’s a good reason for killing a man, if you’ve got something desperate to hide.’

  ‘How did number five gain his knowledge, though – that’s what I’m trying to figure out. Was he indeed a randomly spontaneously produced and arrived with intrinsic knowledge intact – or was he simply a spy who’d hidden himself on board and had heard all?’

  ‘I agree with you, and I go with the second one. I think he hid in one of the nooks and crannies of the boat before it left harbour. He heard what he wanted to hear and was then discovered by the four conspirators. They hacked him to death and chucked the bits to the fishes, hoping no more would come it. The head being washed up on the beach was their undoing, along with the bloodstains on the yacht. Case closed.’

  ‘You could be right.’

  ‘I know I’m damn well right. R.S.C.? Bollocks. Utter bollocks. Pseudo science, my friend, from crapland.’

  ‘Well, there’ve been a number of other reported cases, some say from reliable sources.’

  ‘Crap. Rumours. Myth. Apocryphal tales. Tabloid press sensational junk. Daily Shite news. Of course the rags love stories like that. It’s bread, butter and meat on the table to them. Take it from me, they ain’t real, my friend. They’re a load of bollocks.’

  ‘So you said.’

  The noise level in the room had increased as conversations began to get heated in various corners. Men had removed their suit jackets, like me, and had claimed one of the twelve chairs by hanging it on the back. Smoking was not allowed and several jurors, obvious smokers, were getting agitated and irritable without their cigarettes. One man was gloomily staring out of the window, lost in domestic thoughts by the look of him, no doubt wondering when he was going to get out of this zoo cage.

  Suddenly a tall guy in hornrimmed glasses and wearing a black blazer with grey flannels clapped his hands for attention.

  ‘Gentlemen. I think we’re all gentlemen here, aren’t we? Can we please sit down now. We’ve had time to chat. Let’s get down to the serious business of reaching a decision . . .’

  ‘Who made you chief?’ cried a belligerent from the back of the room. ‘I don’t remember signing anything.’

  One or two people laughed.

  ‘The judge,’ growled the man in the blazer, ‘that’s who. I’m the Jury Foreman.’

  ‘Well, I wish they’d tell me,’ grumbled the other man. ‘Everything’s a bloody mystery. No names, no pack drill. I’m fuckin’ fed up with playing secret fuckin’ games.’

  ‘Could we keep the language down?’ muttered the foreman, pulling back his chair. ‘You might regret it when they show this to your family on the box. This is all being recorded you know. They can hear everything we say outside.’

  I hadn’t remembered that. It was true. We could be seen and heard on a closed network. We were being watched and judged too. There was little privacy in this world. If you wanted privacy you hired a yacht.

  ‘Just going to take a leak,’ I said, heading towards the toilets at the end of the room. ‘Won’t be a couple of minutes.’

  There was someone in the toilets. A pale young man in a dark suit. He didn’t look well and was splashing water on his face. Looking at me in the mirror in front of him, he said, ‘Late night. Had too much.’

  I nodded in an understanding way and went to the end of the room where suits, shirts and other clothes were hanging from coathangers on hooks. We had been told to bring spare clothes, in case we were up here all night. The judge had told us the decision must be unanimous and therefore we were stuck in the hotel room until we came to an agreement. I rifled through some pockets and eventually found a black spectacles’ case. ‘Forget my head next,’ I said, showing it to the young man. Then I went the end washbasin, nearest the door. I washed my hands, wet my hair and smoothed it down a little, then moved for the doorway.

  ‘What’s going on out there?’ asked the young man.

  ‘Oh – yes, sorry. We’re gathering at the table. But no rush. You’ve got a few minutes yet.’

  ‘Thanks.’ He leaned over his washbasin and I wondered if he was going to be sick.

  I joined the others.

  We all took our seats, or rather the seats that were available. I saw next to the nervy little man who called himself Archie and picked up pens and paper. What we were supposed to do with the writing materials I had no idea. A secret ballot? Surely we had to have the courage of our convictions. We had to say openly what we thought. Guilty or not guilty. Simple as that. No fussing around with bits of paper.

  ‘Now,’ said the foreman, knitting his hands together in front of him, ‘we’re all seated. We should all have reached a decision. Is there anyone who wants to discuss it further?’

  Seven hands went up.

  ‘Oh Christ,’ muttered the man who’d been looking out of the window. ‘Here we go. Take-out meals, bloody in-house showers. I want to get home to my family . . .’

  The foreman ignored him, but asked, ‘All right if I take the decisions of those who have no further doubts? The five who’re left?’

  There didn’t seem to be any objections to this, so he started with a man three down to my right.

  ‘Guilty as hell. Murder.’

  ‘We don’t need any superlatives,’ replied the foreman, pointing at the next man. ‘You?’

  ‘Guilty of manslaughter.’

  ‘Oh, come on!’ muttered a guy over the other side of the table. ‘What? Are you blind and deaf?’

  ‘You?’ asked the foreman, ignoring the interruptions and pointing to me. ‘Your decision?’

  I hesitated for a moment, then said, ‘Guilty.’

  ‘Of?’

  Again I hesitated, then said in a firm tone, ‘Murder.’

  At that very moment the young man came out of the toilet at the far end of the room. I turned and whispered in Archie’s ear. Archie gave a startled gasp and gripped my arm with claw-like fingers.

  The young man approached with my black glasses’ case in his hand. He had seen that I’d left it behind on the washbasin and was no doubt bringing it to me.

  There was an electrified silence as we observed his progress over the hotel’s thick carpet towards us. His tie had been loosened and hung down below an unbuttoned collar, but he was still wearing his jacket. He seemed preoccupied, looking down at his feet. We all gave one last quick stare around the table, checking that all twelve seats were occupied, before some of us shifted uneasily. Everyone knew there was only supposed to be 12 men in the room. There were now 13. The door had been locked behind us and there were no other entrances or exits. People were asking themselves, was this one of Kyle’s killers, come to threaten us? Or worse?

  ‘Who the hell are you?’ cried the foreman, leaping
to his feet. ‘How did you get in? Through the toilet window?’

  Archie now found his voice and pointed, shouting, ‘He’s got a gun!’

  The next thing that happened was the door burst open and and two armed police cop came in. They aimed their weapons.

  ‘Stay where you are!’ yelled one of the cops. ‘Don’t move. Keep your hands out in front of you. Drop that!’

  ‘This?’ replied the intruder, wildly, holding forth the black glasses’ case. ‘It’s just . . .’

  ‘Don’t move. I warn you. Drop it! Drop it!’

  Some of us now fell to the floor, lying flat. Others confused the situation by starting for the doorway. There was rapid movement everywhere. The policeman looked uncertain. I could see the gun in his hand shaking a little. He too looked quite young. His target wisely remained still, but others were darting behind him, dashing for the toilet to be out of the firing line. There was hysteria in the air, which was very unsettling. Finally the jury foreman cried out in a shrill accusing voice, ‘He hasn’t dropped it. He’s still got it!’

  ‘Heck, I only went to the bog . . . I’m one of the jurors . . . I think I’ve got . . .’

  His right hand went towards one of his pockets. That rapid movement was fatal. The policeman fired twice in quick succession, striking his victim high in the chest. The wounded man staggered backwards, blood bubbling from his sternum. He coughed once, twice, three times, then fell to his knees. Finally he pitched forward on his face and lay there, jerking spasmodically. Within a few minutes he was completely unmoving. His left hand still clutched the case. The cop, white-faced and looking ill, moved forward to remove the glasses’ case from the dead man’s hand. He stared at it, bemused for a few moments, then opened it and found a pair of sunglasses inside. Then, with panic in his eyes, he felt for his victim’s pulse. Clearly, from his expression, there was nothing.

  He yelled back hoarsely through the open doorway.

  ‘For Christ sake call a bloody ambulance.’

  ‘Already done,’ murmured the other cop, placing a sympathetic hand on his partner’s shoulder. ‘On its way.’

  ‘You thought it was a weapon, didn’t you, Dave?’ said the shooter. ‘It looked like one.’

  His friend shrugged, averting his eyes. ‘I dunno. Maybe. I’m not sure.’

  ‘You bastard,’ said the shooter. ‘You bastard, Dave.’

  Dave looked very uncomfortable and refused to look his partner in the eye.

  ‘No, Mike, I’m just not sure.’

  More police arrived, one or two of them quite senior in rank. We were questioned exhaustively. Statements were taken from everyone in the room, and from those who had been viewing proceedings on the monitor screens. Many were still convinced the dead man was indeed an assassin sent by Kyle, though that hardly made sense at all, since even if he wiped out all twelve of us there would be another trial and another jury appointed. Common sense wafts away in the heat of the moment though. It’s only when there’s time for calm reflection that rational thinking returns and proper assessments are made.

  Once the doctor had declared the policeman’s victim officially dead there were photographs taken of the corpse. Then the body was taken away. The black glasses’ case was put in a plastic bag and went with the dead man. The policeman who’d fired his weapon had been quickly whisked away, shaking his head and protesting that any cop in his position would have done the same, forgetting that his partner had refrained from firing.

  When the police had taken statements from us, we were allowed to go home. I was followed down the stairs by the little man, Archie, who was still badly shaken.

  ‘I’m never going on another jury,’ he said. ‘I swear if they try to make me I’ll just – well, they can do what they like to me. It looked like a gun, didn’t it? You thought it was a gun, didn’t you? We nearly died in there. He might have had a machine pistol of some kind. He could have mowed the lot of us down. I’m never going near a courtroom again. They can do what they like to me . . .’

  I let him rattle on. He was harmless enough. We both hit the street at the same time and he said, ‘Share a cab?’

  ‘No, no thanks. I’ll get my own.’

  He shrugged. ‘Suit yourself. Here’s one. You take it.’

  I got in and closed the door behind me.

  ‘Where to, sir?’ asked the driver.

  I leaned forward, opening my mouth, then suddenly realised that none of the twelve addresses in my head was of any use to me.

  Atlantic Crossing

  All would agree that history would have followed a different course if an unknown Galilean had not learned the art of walking on water. Not only did this remarkable man teach himself this now common skill, he was willing to pass it on to others. Just as the first firemaker handed the secret of the flame to his neighbour, thus did this early philosopher generously reveal the secret of his discovery to some fishermen on the shores of the Sea of Galilee. His name has been lost to us, but his talent is now universal. There are few of our children beyond the age of six or seven years who cannot now tread the waves.

  At the time my stylus touches this paper we are happy to be alive and well in the year 1692 on the Carthage calendar, the anniversary of Hannibal’s victory over Rome and the rise of African dominance over what is now Italy, Greece and Spain – and later Germany and Britain. It was only some 200-odd years after this event that water-walking dispensed with the need for ships. Just 800 years ago the Angles, Saxons and Jutes marched their armies over the North Sea and wrested the fair lands of Southern Britain from Celts and remnants of the Carthaginian Legions. Following them the lightly-clad but ferocious Vikings ran the high waters to carve enclaves into our society. Then later still William and the Normans invaded, defeated Harold and the English army, but were afterwards swiftly repelled by the High King of all Ireland, Brian Bórumha mac Cennétig, whose descendants now rule all the Isles of Britain. Wounded in the thigh by Brian Boru’s blade, William Duke of Normandy was drowned on his flight back to the shores of France when he was unable to keep his footing and fell beneath the waves.

  To return to the Galilean: that which suffered the most from the development of his talent was shipbuilding. Naturally there are small recreational boats, which hug the coastlines, but they are basic deckless hulls compared with the great Roman galleys, the Greek triremes and the Carthaginian warships. The craft is gone, for in more recent years ocean farms have done away even with the need for fishing vessels. We walk out to the farms to do our work, and draw the produce back on smaller rafts pulled by trained dolphins and porpoises. These creatures are only of use over short distances, being fond of play and easily bored.

  All this, you know. I am coming to the point of my journal: the need to extend our explorations of the world. I am building gradually and firmly towards a record of my experiences, my personal part in a great expedition. I am proud and honoured to be here and I wish to pass on the feelings that lie within my bosom to the children of my children.

  Those old days of huge armies covered in lightweight glimmering armour, crossing stretches of water like the Red Sea, the Irish Sea or even the Mediterranean in certain places – they are gone. A glorious sight it must have been, from the top of some coastal mountain, to watch men skipping across the wavelets, spearpoints flashing in the sun, wicker shields dripping with spume sprayed from ten, twenty, even fifty-thousand bare feet. They swarmed across narrow stretches of ocean, tripping the blue like dancers, intent on death and destruction. Countries exchanged hands swiftly, for none were safe, with no barriers to protect them.

  More recently the world has been a settled place. Kingdoms are established, alliances in place: the world as safe as anywhere can be. All is no doubt fragile, albeit but it is a porcelain peace. My own home city of Pisa, ruled by the powerful Medici family, has seen little bloodshed in the past few years. My name, though not important, is Sforza, but I am not related to the Sforza’s of Milan. They are rich and important while my own origins
are humble. I am a mere raft-puller, fortunate enough to be chosen for the expedition. However, I am not an ignorant man, being the illegitimate son of merchant who has seen fit to have me educated. The reason for my lowly employment is that it was the only way to join the endeavour, all other posts having been taken.

  Our leader is a man I admire greatly for his enterprise and courage. His name is Amerigo Vespucci and he has dedicated himself to finding a new path to the East Indies, where even a humble raft-puller may become instantly wealthy. Such riches there are to be had as nutmeg and other precious spices, silks, silver, porcelain and medicinal rhubarb to cure the plague. The great armies of the Dutch, jealous of their trade routes and exclusive water-trails, prevent us from using the landways and searoads to the east, but we are going west, to forge a path to the back door.

  Enterprise and courage is needed, by all on this expedition. We have thousands of miles of open ocean to cross. No one has ever attempted such a sea crossing as we are about to walk. There will be storms and tempests, and strange creatures of the deep. Unknown terrors, and perhaps, at the end, no land at all, for no one is absolutely sure that this ocean will lead to the rear of the East Indies. We hope, we pray to God and his legions of angels, to Maria-of-Nazareth his only daughter and Our Saviour, that we will not perish on the journey and will find firm footing on a land promised to us by Ptolemy, the map-maker.

  All is ready. We commence the journey tomorrow morning, from the Western shores of Ireland. The sea looks calm, but for how long? I have fears. This I freely admit. We all have great hopes that the early philosopher Strabo’s calculations as to the girth of the world – in essence 18,000 miles – are correct. If it should result that Posidonius was more accurate with 24,000 miles, we shall have that much further to tread and will possibly perish through lack of fresh water and food. The arguments for Strabo are strong, but I am no mathematician and cannot gauge which of these old Greeks, if either, has the true measurement.